You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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