It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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