it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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