You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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