Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
