I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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