Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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