Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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