I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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