I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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