Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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