Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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