At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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