What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
this just has baby written all over it
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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