its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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