ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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