don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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