If i come over, it means nothing
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Can you bring me the toilet please
did you just send me my own nude
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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