If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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