Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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