is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
