No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Randomize
