Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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