Whoa Z and x make the same sound
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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