This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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