Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You ruined the universe
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