why didn't you poke me back
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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