he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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