its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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