On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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