the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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