i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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