i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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