i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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