I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Are we still banned from the library?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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