Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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