I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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