I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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