I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
