He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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