He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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