We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
