we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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