i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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