If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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