i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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