windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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