Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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