do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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