I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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