I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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