people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Come on in and take your pants off
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