So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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